Well, if I say so myself, isn't it clean? Yeah, ok, we wiped off the grime before you got here.
And most of that alcohol is for cooking!
Can I offer you some
fudge?
A cup of tea?
What about a herbal tea?
I've actually sort of got the hang of cooking
now that I've left home.
Oh wait, we haven't done the dishes, sorry!
Anyway, now we've grabbed some stuff lets sit down at the table.