Unisfa Trainspotting

Choose to have a life.
Choose to pass.
Choose popularity.
Choose new furniture, new clothes and holidays that aren't to conventions.
Choose to think Armageddon is scientifically accurate and comics are for kids.
Choose plenty of sleep, exercise and a balanced diet.
Choose the dub.
Choose to be human.
Choose to sit on your new couch in your fashionable clothes watching mind-numbing sitcoms and reading Danielle Steele, just another drone.
Choose your future. Choose life.

I chose not to have a life. I chose Unisfa.

This isn't quite what I submitted for the 2002 Unisfa T-shirt competition but is pretty close. (I've lost my submission!) Either way they, like the maths department, don't seem to go in for self-deprecating humour! More creative stuff or my homepage